Well.... I sure hope the Mother of the Year award scouts were not out in Central Austin today, because it's a sure bet I didn't get the award this year. I tend to use this little blog of mine as a space to share fun, cute, sweet stories about the ups and downs of motherhood and my children in general. Today is not going to be one of those stories...cute or fun. I think the level of smoke has finally gone down from my ears from our public humiliation today.
I am going to preface this story with how blessed I truly do feel to have well behaved children. Prior to having kids, I recall seeing episodes in Target of kids dangling outside of the cart, screaming for a Hershey bar or a rubber ball. I grimaced at the idea of having to deal with that. Actually what I probably said was, "man, those parents need to get a grip on that kid." 9.9 times out of 10, my kids are staring at the screaming kids in the cart saying, "why is that girl crying?" Today....ewww...hurts to say, it was my kid others were watching.
Our plans today involved meeting a couple friends for lunch. Cheekers was actually the child I was worried about. She's been down with a low grade fever for a couple days and fussy - teeth? Syd, I expected, would behave just fine. I was wrong!
I think I'll spare the detailed list of incidents except that it started with refusal of noodles and ended with a refusal to hold my hand to cross the street and resulted in me carrying her sideways, kicking and screaming, "Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, stop, stop, stop, stop".... all under the blazing southern sun!
At this point in the books, the approach is to keep a calm voice, get down at their level, calm them, or simply walk away. I attempted these things. But in between... I had to "place" her in the van, hold her back from jumping out of the van, take her necklace and bracelet before she pulled the beads all over the place and make it clear that not only was Kitty going to be in timeout this afternoon....all the animals would be in timeout this afternoon.
After we finally pulled away and out of public's eyes, I was fortunate to endure screaming and crying for eleven minutes. Midway through this eleven minutes, I had to pull the van over and inform her maybe Kitty would be in timeout forever!!
But you haven't even heard the worst part to this story...
Yes, the worst part was things beginning to calm down, a silent rest of the drive home, pulling into the driveway, quietly getting out of the van and then having Sydney tell me how pretty my shoes were as we walked into the house...then have her kiss my leg and then with a quivering lip tell me, "I think my animals probably need to go to timeout now, Mommy." Melt........................ Come on...you can't write this stuff! For about 14 minutes my stress levels were through the roof. And with two sentences, I am a bowl full of mush.
So the house is now quiet. It is nap-time. Nap-time is always good. I hope we have a better evening than morning... I hope there's no You Tube footage of the morning out there!